"Catholic theology followed a fairly well defined direction. Its path was not from the outset as broad and straight, like an arterial road, as it afterwards became. At the beginning it branched and wandered like a country lane, and pursuing the first tracks that men made round and across their own intellectual holdings, served to link together the scattered habitations of thought. But steadily the lane grew straighter, as the various more important settlements came to be more clearly established and the extent and requirements of the whole area were more thoroughly surveyed. Great awkward corners were then found to exist, at which a number of top-heavy, badly-loaded heresies met with disastrous road accidents." (G. L. Prestige, Fathers and Heretics ) This quiz is offered as a contribution to the cause of road safety.
Yes the questions have literally zero correlation with the the actual topic. That in no way detracts from the fact that this is probably the world’s greatest internet quiz.
Whether or not Theology is your thing; whether or not Internet quizzes are your thing: this particular thing should be experienced by everyone.
(NB: the quiz took me over an hour because I had to research obscure composers in order to adequately answer a question, you may want to be less picky in giving correct answers because *ahem* it doesn’t actually matter. But you seriously need to do this quiz. All of you.)